How not to Criticize Trump

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In The Atlantic, Vann Newkirk takes issue with a Trump tweet praising the late Aretha Franklin. Let us pass over for a moment the fact that a serious periodical is taking Trump to task for one of his least odious tweets. There is only a finite amount of time and space that The Atlantic can use in any given week to criticize Trump, and a tweet praising Aretha Franklin is the source of the ire this time, rather than anything that the President has, you know, actually done.

Because Newkirk’s article is so entirely facile, I am going to summarize each paragraph into one sentence with the racial hand-wringing removed, to show how you, too, can pick low-hanging fruit while writing for a national publication. Instead of substantive criticism, Newkirk is playing to racial tensions in the same way that other writers play to their strengths. Let’s leave aside also the fact that at one time or another, Donald Trump has criticized almost every well known figure in American entertainment or politics, of every color and creed: the salient fact for Newkirk is that some of these people were black. The really useful thing about this type of bluster is that it can easily be used to plump up a piece to meet word count. Newkirk’s article runs to 700 words, my version is only 89.

Donald Trump isn’t particularly nice to anyone. His standard demeanor and language in disagreement or debate resemble the union of a road-rage incident and a bad game of the dozens. Even in agreement, he’s not a person for whom respect—of others or of the office he holds—is necessarily a guiding light. He does not run out of venom for opponents, and rarely has a word of unqualified praise for people who haven’t praised him first.

“Donald Trump isn’t nice.”

But if one pattern in his remarks about other people has crystallized in the past few months, it’s that the president employs a particular species of dismissive language when he’s talking about black women. After spending a good chunk of his first year in office attacking black men, his sophomore year has involved high-profile verbal attacks against high-profile black women. And, as evidenced by his recent remarks on the death of the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, his need to subordinate black women, even without enmity, is a primary drive.

“Because Donald Trump isn’t nice, he sometimes criticizes black people.”

“I want to begin today by expressing my condolences to the family of a person I knew well,” Trump said Thursday during a Cabinet meeting. “She worked for me on numerous occasions. She was terrific—Aretha Franklin—on her passing. She brought joy to millions of lives and her extraordinary legacy will thrive and inspire many generations to come.”

“Donald Trump praised Aretha Franklin.”

It’s hard not to find effusive praise for a woman who managed so much in three-quarters of a century, and Trump’s comments indicate he has some sense of the scope of what she did. But with four simple words—she worked for me—he ruined most of that. With that clause, he turned the stunning career achievements of a woman who was nominated for at least one Grammy Award in 24 of the 27 years from 1968 to 1995 into supporting evidence. The most important thing, the thing he just had to point out, was that she’d worked for him.

“While praising Aretha Franklin, Donald Trump mentioned that Aretha Franklin had worked for him in the past.”

To be sure, it’s as yet unclear how well the president actually knew Franklin, and in what capacity, if any, she ever worked directly for him. But assuming that she had—perhaps as a musician at the opening of a hotel or casino sometime in the past—it’s still telling that Trump’s first impulse was to claim a black woman as labor for his cause. It seems almost an instinct for the president to emphasize or exaggerate personal relationships with prominent individuals, as he did when the hip-hop artist Kanye West made a visit to Trump Tower. But here his first instinct is to turn one of the greatest icons in American musical history into the help. It’s the only way he seems to be able to recognize and process black women who aren’t adversaries: by fealty.

“Donald Trump treats people like vassals and insults them.”

As Trump has also demonstrated recently, black women elicit the most bellicose and vulgar insults from him when they cross the line from associate to adversary. On Tuesday, he took to Twitter to call his former staffer Omarosa Manigault-Newman a “dog,” after she claimed, on a press tour for her new book, that he’d been caught on tape using a six-letter word referring to black people that’s not people. He’s similarly engaged in a long-running series of racist and sexist attacks against Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters, repeatedly denigrating her as a “low IQ” individual. Trump has also insulted Congresswoman Frederica Wilson, Oprah Winfrey, the ESPN journalist Jemele Hill, former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, and former National-Security Adviser Susan Rice.

“Before praising Aretha Franklin, Donald Trump criticized some black women, and also most women of every other race.”

As with many of the black men Trump continually berates—from the NBA superstar LeBron James to the NBA superdad LaVar Ball—many of his most charged attacks denigrate black intelligence. But with black women, there’s the additional dimension of subordination and vicious critiques of appearance that he also tends to levy against women generally.

 

“Donald Trump sometimes critiques men for their intelligence, and women for their appearance.”

 

Perhaps those attacks against black women are so vicious because Trump can evidently find no greater achievement than working for him, in service of his goals. In this, black women are to be the help, loved and praised until they decide to do something else. But the truth is most likely that Trump was little more than a footnote in Franklin’s life. Her arc was greater and grander than whole strings of presidents, let alone just this one.

“In conclusion, Donald Trump treats people like vassals, and Aretha Franklin was great.”

You can see how easy it is to find racial undertones in everything, where they exist and where they don’t.

 

Here’s my version in one paragraph, so you can copy and paste to begin your own thoughtful piece critiquing Donald Trump for a reputable media outlet:

Donald Trump isn’t nice. Because Donald Trump isn’t nice, he sometimes criticizes black people. Donald Trump praised Aretha Franklin. While praising Aretha Franklin, Donald Trump mentioned that Aretha Franklin had worked for him in the past. Donald Trump treats people like vassals and insults them. Before praising Aretha Franklin, Donald Trump criticized some black women, and also most women of every other race. Donald Trump sometimes critiques men for their intelligence, and women for their appearance. In conclusion, Donald Trump treats people like vassals, and Aretha Franklin was great.

 

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Shoegate: A Story in Headlines

What Was Melania Trump Thinking With Her Hurricane Harvey Stilettos? (Slate)

Melania’s shoes — Media heels kick up a controversy (Fox News)

Melania Trump’s footwear ‘triggers’ Trump-haters (American Thinker)

Forget About Melania’s Shoes, Here’s What We Should Be Talking About (Vogue UK)

Yes, It Matters That Melania Trump Wore 5-Inch Stilettos on Trip to View Harvey Devastation (Inc.com)

Hurricane Harvey Picks New Target: First Lady’s Heels Lost in Freak Cyclone (Newsweek)

CNN BREAKING NEWS: FIRST LADY INJURED IN DC DRONE ATTACK

Here’s Why Whoever Authorized the Melania Hit Did the World a Favor (The Root)

What Do Antifa and the KKK Have in Common? They’re Both Taking Credit for Melania Attack (HuffPo)

FURIOUS DONALD: Livid Prez Visits Melania’s Hospital Bed, Vows Revenge (Daily Mail)

Here’s Why the Nuclear Strike on UC Berkeley Was the Right Thing to Do (Breitbart)

The Trump Surgical Nuclear Strikes on Blue Cities: Taking It Too Far? (Daily Stormer)

While You Wait for Radiation Poisoning to Slowly Kill You, Check Out These Amazon Warehouse Deals  (Gizmodo)

Census Bureau: US Population Measured at 210 Million, down 110 Million Since Last Week, Atmospheric Factors Cited (Fox News)

NYT to Close Doors, Staff in Jet Boats Headed for the Hamptons (New York Times)

President Trump: His Softer Side. World Leader Reveals What Gets Him Up in the Morning (Daily Mail)

Trump on Population Change: “Genocide is very, very underrated” (Slate)

Trump Elected King, Crowned by Chief Justice Roberts in Opulent Ceremony (CNN)

Is His Majesty’s New Title a Win for the Globalists? (Breitbart)

Royal Family Visits Radiation Victims: Princess Ivanka and Baron Barron Visit Suburban Boston Trauma Hospital in Full Hazard Suits (BBC)

Royal Babies, Baby! Melania Clone Gives Birth to Healthy Quintuplets by C-Section (CNN)

Stiletto Sales Rising in Rare Bright Spot for Retail (Business Insider)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trump Wants to Yell, Whether You Listen or Not

These words from Chris Hayes, quoted by Rod Dreher, sum up Trump’s reluctance to do the work of governing that many presidents have sought the highest office specifically to do:

I don’t think the president wants to be in charge. I think he wants to sit on his couch and yell at his TV screen and tweet things, but he’s almost happy to be able to kind of get it out of his system and not have anyone listen to him. I think his optimal equilibrium is hectoring Jeff Sessions but Jeff Sessions not quitting, or tweeting out the thing about transgender service members and the military ignoring him, or tweeting out threats to North Korea and not actually changing American posture.

I think that that we have arrived at a new equilibrium in which both the interior members of his staff, the actual federal bureaucracy, the US Congress, the US public, the global public, and global leaders all basically understand the president is fundamentally a bullshit artist and you just shouldn’t listen to what he says.

This is, after all, a president who until Melania and Barron moved down from New York City this summer, spent most nights alone in the private rooms of the White House watching cable news in his bathrobe.

The problem with Trump’s bloviating inaction is that, as president, his words, not just his actions have consequences. When Trump publicly complained about Attorney General Jeff Sessions, many inside and outside the White House expected Sessions to resign. But Sessions has come to realize that he doesn’t have to take the president seriously. He can get on with his job, as he understands it. That means cabinet members and civil service apparatchiks aren’t following orders from above–they’re charting their own course, between the jutting rocks of Trump’s ever-changing dicta and the shoals of public opinion. What a time to be alive!

Watch the Footage from Charlottesville

Do something useful today. Watch this 20-minute Vice documentary that shows the abhorrent and appalling racism of the Charlottesville white nationalists. If you believe Christopher Cantwell, the outspoken white nationalist featured in the video, what happened in Charlottesville was the largest neo-Nazi protest in 20 years. Charmingly, it featured the sort of vehicle-pedestrian violence that the Islamic state favors, only a few days before the latest IS vehicle attack in Barcelona.

The enemy is people who hold human life worthless. They are chanting Nazi slogans, they are driving cars into pedestrians, they are campaigning for an ethno-state, and they don’t want to be peaceful about it.

Seriously, watch the video. There is a hate-filled contingent of white people in our country. And they vote. And sometimes they drive their cars into a peaceful crowd.